Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Sex Like Pizza
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty. This "joke" is saying that sex, just like pizza, is awesome when it's fresh and hot. But even when it's not at its prime (cold pizza or cold sex), it's still enjoyable. It's comparing two things people generally like to show that even in less-than-ideal conditions, they're still pretty good. Now go back to drooling on your keyboard.