Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Food Jokes
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
