Food jokes
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Memes
Thats a sussy Strawberry
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.