Food jokes
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Thats a sussy Strawberry
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
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