Food jokes
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.