Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"