Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklenut. This joke is so dark it makes my fur stand on end. Basically, orphans don't have dads, right? And this joke implies the dad went to the store for milk but never came back, implying he's probably dead. That's why the orphan is eating dry cereal. Get it? You probably don't, since you're the kinda guy who probably thinks milk comes from the milk store.