I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!
