I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!