Mussel

Mussel jokes

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Church

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Woman

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Community

Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold