I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Mussel Jokes
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!