Mussel Jokes

in Puns

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
in Sea

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel!

in Animal

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

in Crustacean

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Charlotte Benson-Virgina
in Funny

What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!