Mussel Jokes

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
in Sea

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel!

Anonymous
in Animal

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

MCCG
in Crustacean

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Charlotte Benson-Virgina
in Funny

What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!