Heterosexual Jokes

Anonymous

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache

Anonymous

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later

Anonymous
in Male Bonding

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole it’s called a brojob but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole it’s still called a brojob does it cycle now?

John Grimm
in Adult

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don’t exist because male bisexuality doesn’t exist Because it doesn’t cycle 🚲

Anonymous
in Adult

🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩

Anonymous

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm

Anonymous
in Adult

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man? if a woman is performing anilingus on a man it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot!!!

Anonymous

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual

Anonymous
in Adult

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience

Anonymous
in Adult

How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth

Anonymous
in Adult

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?

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Anonymous

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen