Heterosexual

Heterosexual Jokes

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole

Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man πŸ‘¨ that is a minister and a christain nationalist withπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until πŸŽ„ πŸŽ… 🀢 christmas to take away β›ͺ his church tax exempt status πŸ“± ☎️ or he will call πŸ“ž πŸ€” 🀷 🀣 the ACLU

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

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If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month

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😳 What do you ☎️ πŸ“ž call πŸ€” a physically handicapped β™Ώ heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and german? A physically handicapped β™Ώ promiscuous heterosexual man that is german

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a brojob? because it's male bonding

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo