Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive
MURDOC NICCALS
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.