Food jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate đź’Ż.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why did the loo đźš˝ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.