I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Onions the Dog
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This joke is funny 'cause you think the person is sad about chopping onions, right? But BAM! Turns out "Onions" isn't an onion, it's the name of their dead dog! Bet you feel dumb now. I can smell your stupidity from here, and it smells like cheap beer and regret.