What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Peanut Butter vs. Dead Baby
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This "joke" is trying to be edgy by comparing peanut butter to a dead baby. The "punchline" is that peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, but a dead baby... well, it doesn't because, you know, it's dead. It's supposed to be shocking and offensive, which some people find funny in a twisted way. You probably drive a Prius.
Anonymous
Someone just asked me this joke the other day. I instantly thought of a way harsher and better way to say it if you’re purposely going for dark humor which is, what’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.