Finger jokes
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"