What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her you get your palm red for free
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He's holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that's my child.
what do you call an artist with a brown finger?
picasshole
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
yo mama so poor that when she went kfc she had to lick other peoples fingers
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
