The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"