I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
