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Poison

Failed Assassination

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This dude tried to off Biden with poison water, but he's so dumb that he mixed the poison with his own finger and then licked it! You are a potato!

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Feudal Wobbegong

So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times. Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.