Failed Assassination

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This dude tried to off Biden with poison water, but he's so dumb that he mixed the poison with his own finger and then licked it! You are a potato!

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