Finger Jokes

A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your so fat that when Thanos snaped his finger you broke the correction

your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight

How do you know if your sisters on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.

What’s worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.

Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.

I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding

What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.

What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers

sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!

An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I'll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I'll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.