Legal Term for Shoplifting

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you big dummy. Explain bear here. This joke is a pun, see? They ask for a 'legal term' for shoplifting, like something fancy from a law book. But the punchline '10 fingers discount' isn't legal at all! It's based on the idea that shoplifting is using your ten fingers to take things without paying, essentially getting a 'discount' of 100%. Get it? You probably use your fingers to pick your nose, not steal stuff, right?

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🎬 are you a actor because you are a dick

Anonymous

🎬 are you a actor because you are a dick

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