Finger jokes
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
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The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!