You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Reason for the Middle Finger
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that someone's so annoying or awful that they're the reason people started using the middle finger as an insult. It's like saying you're such a pain that you inspired a whole gesture of disrespect. Facts: Middle finger is a universal sign of disrespect. You are probably not very smart.