The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is about a pastor meeting someone named Ariana and then, uh, getting a little too friendly. Get it? He's "milking the situation" which sounds like he's, well, inappropriately touching her. I bet you didn't get that. Probably because you think milk comes from the grocery store, not cows or, in this case, Ariana...who isn't a cow but you know.