I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Itchy Butt Consequence
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is about how if you scratch your itchy butt while you're sleeping, your fingers are gonna smell like butt in the morning. The dude's sister laughed a lot at the simple thought. It's funny 'cause it's kinda gross and unexpected. Now go back to drooling at the TV, you mouth-breather.
Comments (3)
Sarah
i dont really have a commet so yeah
Liv
Stupidest joke ever
Gwen
Umm...