ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS AND THE MIDDLE ONES FOR YOU
roses are red violets are blue i have 10 fingers the middle ones are for u
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He's holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that's my child.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
a souls fan raped me he said try finger but whole
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
Being insest isn't that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's old wedding ring. winner winner!
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off