Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
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Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
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What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A finger-gun👉👌
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
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Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
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My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
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Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
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