My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Just a kid
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?