Nut

Anonymous

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

7

Guy

Anonymous

Moms have Mother’s Day and dads have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Face

WhatDidIDoWrongMomGaeBtw

I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?

Nut

Anonymous

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree

Finger

Anonymous

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her you get your palm red for free

Bad

bob

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

Puns

galaxygirl99

I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me face palm

Stupid jokes

Lynch

What’s the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.