What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Moms have Mother’s Day and dads have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her you get your palm red for free
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me face palm
What’s the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.