Finger jokes
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Your mom is a joke.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.