Gesture jokes
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."