Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Jesus created the t-pose first
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
