A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
