Finance jokes

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To withdraw some flow.

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

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My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.