Finance jokes

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

150,000$

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.