What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Finance Jokes
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
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Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
