Finance jokes
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.