Finance jokes

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.