Finance jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
The legs are soft and delicious.
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My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?