Finance jokes

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To withdraw some flow.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?