Life Cycle of a Relationship

How to make the kissing in a tree in reconginzible

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about how relationships go from all lovey-dovey with kissing and marriage to babies and then BAM! Divorce and money problems. It's like a fast-forward version of a rom-com gone wrong. And judging by your search history, you've probably seen this happen way too many times, haven't you?

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A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says, "Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

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