Finance jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Hairline got repossessed.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Memes
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.