For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Finance Jokes
Hairline got repossessed.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
