Finance jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Hairline got repossessed.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.