Finance jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Hairline got repossessed.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.