Finance jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.