Finance jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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