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My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh f..., mom is gonna kill me!”

do you like fish sticks

if you do you’re a gay fish

credits: janson jones

Q. Why can’t you run through a campground?

A. You can only raQ. Why can’t you run through a campground?

A. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

(Credit: @punnstagram)

ran, because it’s past tents!!