It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
