Finance jokes

150,000$

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.