Finance jokes
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."