Finance jokes

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

What has a tail, a head, but no body?

A coin.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Doin (DYM 15).

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.