Finance jokes
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Doin (DYM 15).
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.