Finance jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
150,000$
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D