Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Engaging Lyrebird
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.