My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
IPhone vs. Life Support
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, basically, this dude's grandpa is hogging the life support, right? And this genius needs to charge his iPhone. I know that you are as smart as a doorknob. So, he's basically saying he'd rather have his new iPhone charged than keep his grandpa alive. I know, right? You're probably that type of guy who still uses a flip phone. Pathetic.
Anonymous
*charge ... dumbass.
beej
ya' get oneshot, fucker, ONE shot. heh