Finance jokes
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!