Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarter back
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
