Orphan's Finances

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an orphan, which is a kid without parents. The joke is, orphans don't get an allowance 'cause they ain't got no parents to give 'em one. It's sad, but kinda funny, right? You ever think about where your allowance comes from? Probably not, genius.

Comments (2)

...the judge...

5 years ago

A better thing to say is why was the orphan broke? None of them have a family to help them earn any.

IEatChildren

5 years ago

I'm broke af

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