Fiction jokes
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
AOT > ur fav anime.