Fiction jokes
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.