Fiction jokes
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.