Anakin Skywalker jokes
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Community talk
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)