Anakin Skywalker jokes
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Community talk
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)