What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
My dad coming back.
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Twin towers are like my perants 2 left and 1 came back
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
Me time.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
