Reunion jokes
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."