Fiction jokes

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

What's a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.