Fiction jokes
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
New SCP has been found!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.