Fiction jokes
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
New SCP has been found!
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.