Fiction jokes
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Memes
New SCP has been found!
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.