Fiction jokes
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
New SCP has been found!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.