Zombie

Zombie Jokes

I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

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I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

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I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution

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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?