What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
Haha Dead
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger. "So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance."
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie.. nothing much they both dribble,moan,hungry,walk weirdly and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
