What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
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Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
