What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
