Fiction jokes

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Pulp is a palindrome.

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What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

What did the skeleton say to Shrek?

"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!