dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
