Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book Iβm writing.
Iβm writing an autobiography.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Bookππ’. Suddenly letters π appear in the calculations...
Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
