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Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
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Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
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Chat I just saw the new conjuring movie. Solid watch. 10/10 for plot. 100/10 for goonbait (don't eat my popcorn)
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?
Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.