Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is banking on you knowing that Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, turned to the dark side in Star Wars. The joke is playing on the phrase "cross the road to get to the other side" but the punchline is "the dark side." I know it's hard for you, but you'll get there.