Fiction

Fiction jokes

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...