I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Horror Movie Logic
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. In horror flicks, the dude with the bloody coat and knife is bad news! He ain't gonna ask you for directions. Your dumbass should skip the screaming and start running for your life! Your brain must be smoother than a Ken doll's.
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