Fantasy jokes
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Dwarf Shortage.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.