Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Imagine a dragon đ€.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about womenâs rights shouldnât go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Dwarf Shortage.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Whatâs the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, theyâre both mythical creatures.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the đ„, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
