How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Fantasy Jokes
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Dwarf Shortage.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
