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God Create a Jellyfish as an Evil Bag

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7 years ago
  • [God creating a jellyfish]

    God: How about an evil bag?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. So, God is creating a jellyfish, right? Instead of thinking of a graceful sea creature, he's all like, "Let's make it an evil bag!" It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up, like God's just phoning it in with the sea creatures.

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