Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin’ us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn’t always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? looks in mirror HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. imaginary mother and brother fade away thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.