Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Wonder Why the Japanese people didn’t see the bombs coming? The didn’t open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

I’ve always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs… But no doors

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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