Wonder Jokes

Letter

Anonymous
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Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Puns

SweatyMemez
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Skeleton

SANSationalPuns06
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I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

Little Johnny

xzavier
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Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Uncle

Anonymous
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When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Hiroshima

Some Anonymous Child
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Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Music

Anonymous
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

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Stevie Wonder

Blind
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What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Flat

President Lincoln
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A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Adoption

Anonymous
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One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

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Titanic

Anonymous
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I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Woman

Anonymous
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In my mothers generation, they grew up with wonder woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Stevie Wonder

Eve.1.3
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What did stevie wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

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Lost

Anonymous
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Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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Game

Not racitst But funny
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Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao

Stevie Wonder

Fuzzie
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About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

Don

Anonymous
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Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

Puns

Anonymous
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I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Left

Weirdo.
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This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?