Wonder Jokes

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

In my mothers generation, they grew up with wonder woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

What did stevie wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?