Wonder jokes
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"
Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."
"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.