Letter

Anonymous

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

Puns

SweatyMemez

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Skeleton

SANSationalPuns06

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Lost

Anonymous

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Stevie Wonder

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Music

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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Wife

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Hiroshima

Some Anonymous Child

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Stevie Wonder

Eve.1.3

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

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Guy

Fuzzie

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

Titanic

Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Adoption

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

Uncle

Anonymous

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Game

Anonymous

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

Shooting

ThunderGod2245

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

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Little Johnny

xzavier

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Body

Weirdo.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That’s why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Puns

Anon

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

People

Phydeaux

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

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