I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child… I’m the first…
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know, maybe he went BARKING around.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
