Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
