Letter

Anonymous

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

Man

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Child

Eve.1.3

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

Puns

SweatyMemez

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Iron

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Wife

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

Music

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Man

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

Puns

SANSationalPuns06

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Bad

Anonymous

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Personal

Some Anonymous Child

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

People

Nathan Favors

Wonder Why the Japanese people didn’t see the bombs coming? The didn’t open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja

Titanic

Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

People

Phydeaux

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

Guy

Fuzzie

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

Dad

Anonymous

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Door

Anonymous

I’ve always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs… But no doors

Puns

Anon

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Man

ThunderGod2245

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

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