Wonder jokes

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!