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Lost

Anonymous

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Puns

SANSationalPuns06

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Letter

Anonymous

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

Child

Eve.1.3

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

Puns

SweatyMemez

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Man

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Guy

Fuzzie

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

Iron

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Man

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

Ball

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Music

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Wife

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Game

Anonymous

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

Titanic

Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Dad

Anonymous

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Personal

Some Anonymous Child

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Car

COOLBOI

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin’ us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn’t always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? looks in mirror HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. imaginary mother and brother fade away thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

People

Phydeaux

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

Puns

Anon

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Puns

Anonymous

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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