Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin’ us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn’t always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? looks in mirror HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. imaginary mother and brother fade away thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.