Wonder Jokes


Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

in Puns

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.


In my mothers generation, they grew up with wonder woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she’s a woman.

in Skeleton

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

in Puns

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

in Little Johnny

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more


What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.


Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

in Titanic

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?


When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

Some Anonymous Child

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”


What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

in Adoption

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted


About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…


Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

in Dark Humor
  1. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That’s why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

in Puns

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.


Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys