Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer…

Then it hit me…

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day’s, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers’

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder… I said “who the fuck taught you to drive”… To this he replied “Stevie Wonder”.