Cardboard Fantasies

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about an orphan who likes to make things out of cardboard. The person telling the joke keeps telling the orphan that their fantasies aren't real, but the orphan keeps pushing back. The punchline is that the orphan eats cardboard and pretends to have parents, which is kinda messed up. The person telling the joke is basically saying the orphan is delusional and will never have a normal life. What a jerk!

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