dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
pro joker
dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when kids get it.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
I took my mother in law out yesterday morning, its great being a sniper.
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him and now we wait.
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.